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Let me tell you about my new eating plan. It’s the latest thing. I’ve worked closely with my doctor to devise this plan. Based on the latest medical research, this plan is clinically proven to help you decrease your daily caloric intake by reducing your appetite for a healthy meal and get you in shape by keeping you running back and forth to the pharmacy. Best of all, you won’t give a shit, because you’ll stay happily buzzed all day long. Woo!

It gets better. Read more: The Fibro Diet: 10 Pills And A Latte

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Comment by The Girl in Yoga Pants on January 24, 2013 at 1:04pm

Yep. That's a hard pill to swallow. ;)

Comment by Jacki Schklar on January 19, 2013 at 7:30pm

That ultravitamin scares the shit out of me.

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