All Blog Posts Tagged 'bad' (4)

So, apparently Demi Moore tweeted this photo of herself in a bikini.

Here’s the thing: we get it, Demi. We get it. You’re sexy. Yes, Cougar Mama, you still got it. Now, can you leave us alone and let us to go back to ignoring you? For me there’s something sort of pathetic and cringe-y about…

Do Chickens Deserve Diapers? and other deep thoughts

Three things have occurred to me about chickens, specifically:

1. Their bum rap, or how I had pegged them wrong all these years;
2. Chicken nuggets—of wisdom and serene philanthropy, that is;
3. Chicken couture, encompassing accessories and—praise be rapscallion ingenuity!—chicken diapers. A…

Misadventures in Motherhood: I'm a Naughty Little…

My vagina fell asleep.

I'd been sitting on this 200 year old hardwood chair for hours, writing,

and I began to get that tingling sensation in my butt that told me I had

been sitting too still for too long. So I got up and walked around to

stretch it all out. Sure enough I noticed that that "sleeping"

sensation had spread to somewhere quite unexpected.

This was disconcerting.

I can't ever recall my vagina…