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SAQ - Blog 9/30/11

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 Some guy called me last night and said he saw me getting undressed. I said “WHAT” and he said, “I will call you right back ok? I said, “Ok”. But when he did I didn’t…

SAQ - Blog 9/29/11

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I don’t have a job but I’m really moving up a lot of levels in Farmville. Could this be a sign that I should be a farmer? Maybe I should buy a…

1. Simon. He really was the best part of "American Idol" and I have missed him. Many think he is cruel but would you rather someone that sucks to continue pursuing something that will never happen or move on and discover some other talent they have and can actually excel at??? Simon speaks the truth...with a British accent which makes it even easier to listen to.



2. $5 Million Dollars. That is what the winner of this contest will receive. That would buy a lot of pizza and beer…

Learn how to maximize returns on the hypocritical oath . . .

SAQ - Blog 9/28/11

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I love talking on the phone and getting to know new people. So while I’m at work I call sex lines. I’m a Christian…

Read today’s question & learn how to stretch your resources for mankind . . . 

SAQ - Blog 9/27/11

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My…

Read today’s question & learn how to cash in on the motherload of unemployment …

SAQ - Blog 9/26/11

Dear Stupid Ass Questions,



Would I get away with writing my own ransom note and not show up to work for a while? I don’t feel like working anymore and…

Here are the latest words added to the English Dictionary: 

Cougarland: A place for cougars, usually a frat party or sports bar, to find no strings sex with a younger guy. "Ladies pack lots of condoms, we're going to Cougarland ... yay ... yay ... yay!"

Yeah Right: A pseudo documentary where producers put wackos in contrived life…

Join us as we "Get Serious" about gluten, jobs, and the RAW Artists Ensemble with special guest Byron Arreola!

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Once again, boys have been given everything. Not only do they have penises and better porn, they now can add “Bros Icing Bros” to the list of everything a girl really wants in life.



If you are stupid and unfamiliar with this beautiful game, it’s pretty simple. Bro 1 gives Bro 2 the girliest drink possible, a warm, diabetes ridden, Smirnoff Ice. Bro 2 must then get into pussy position (drop to one knee) and chug. However, if Bro 2 has an Ice hidden in his man purse and/or satchel,…

If you’re on Facebook, then chances are that you’ve encountered Farmville. You’ve probably been invited by friends to play the game, seen feeds by friends sharing their bushels, water, seedlings and other goodies from that highly addictive game where you as the virtual farmer plant crops for…

A few months ago I watched the documentary, "Fat, Sick and Nearly Dead." What an eye-opener it was. Basically a man has nothing but vegetable and fruit juice for 60 days. He even carries a juicer in the back of his car so he can juice wherever he is. In 60 days he lost 82 pounds.



After watching the documentary, I obtained a juicer and some recipes. But then of course the excuses started.



"You should not start a diet two days before your birthday. Birthday cake is entirely…