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Jennifer Biery
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Have you heard about the new alternative to GFC?

Started Feb 9, 2012 0 Replies

Okay, so this isn't a funny post per se, but I know a lot of people (me included) are really upset that GFC is going away for all non-Blogger blogs soon.  I still use it, but it makes me feel sort of…Continue

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What kind of funny chick are you:
Writer, Humorist
About Me:
I'm a stay-at-home mom who likes to laugh at the absurdities of daily family life. I have two wonderful children who keep me in stitches and give me lots of material!
Website:
http://www.misadventuresinmotherhood.com

Jennifer Biery's Blog

Hoochie Mama?

Posted on May 20, 2012 at 11:30pm 0 Comments

Hoochie Mama?

It's hard to believe that I'll be 35 tomorrow.  When I was a kid—and even in my early twenties—35 sounded ridiculously "grown up," and 40 seemed positively ancient.  Yet here I am, feeling perfectly fine about the milestone.



I probably wouldn't be making much of…

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My Memories and the Eiffel "Cow"er

Posted on May 4, 2012 at 10:29pm 0 Comments

My Memories and the Eiffel "Cow"er

As we wrapped up our trip to Paris, I found myself longing for some souvenir of my crazy adventure.  I had been fantasizing about finding a quaint little boutique where I could buy some ridiculously expensive French hand lotion made out of rare…

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The Potty and the Pussycat

Posted on April 22, 2012 at 10:00pm 0 Comments

The Potty and the Pussycat

I was there—I was finally in Paris!  It was the morning of my first full day in France, and after the horrific…

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Fight or Flight...to Paris!

Posted on April 6, 2012 at 4:30pm 0 Comments

Fight or Flight...to Paris!

I sat at the airport, fighting to gulp down the firmest (and most expensive) "pretzel bites" I had ever encountered.  I had spent the whole week vacillating between frantic worrying and manic excitement, and I was aware that I was eating way too fast.  I couldn't help myself...I was…

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Hoochie Mama?

Hoochie Mama?It's hard to believe that I'll be 35 tomorrow.  When I was a kid—and even in my early twenties—35 sounded ridiculously "grown up," and 40 seemed positively ancient.  Yet here I am, feeling perfectly fine about the milestone. I probably wouldn't be making much of a fuss about it at all, except that we're going on a cruise in a couple of weeks and my birthday is a convenient…See More
May 22, 2012
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May 4, 2012
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Fight or Flight...to Paris!

Fight or Flight...to Paris!I sat at the airport, fighting to gulp down the firmest (and most expensive) "pretzel bites" I had ever encountered.  I had spent the whole week vacillating between frantic worrying and manic excitement, and I was aware that I was eating way too fast.  I couldn't help myself...I was a bundle of nerves!  I was taking my first international flight, by myself, to…See More
Apr 9, 2012
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Freaks of Nature

Freaks of NatureWell, I have just returned from my weekend in France, and my head is spinning with all the crazy stories I have to tell.  Regardless of where I travel, I seem to bring my own special brand of bad luck with me, and France was certainly not immune to my misadventures.I have one small problem, though—every time I attempt to blog about my foreign foibles, my train of thought gets…See More
Mar 16, 2012
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Strange Brew

Strange BrewI'm not a big fan of the mall—mostly because I tend to have horrible experiences there.  I frequently get hoodwinked by enthusiastic salespeople who sell me junk I don't need and never use, and I have had enough dressing room blunders to write an entire book of anecdotes on fitting room mishaps. For example, when I went to the mall around Christmastime, I was confronted with the…See More
Feb 21, 2012
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Have you heard about the new alternative to GFC?

Okay, so this isn't a funny post per se, but I know a lot of people (me included) are really upset that GFC is going away for all non-Blogger blogs soon.  I still use it, but it makes me feel sort of irrelevant for doing so.  However, the nice guy who created Linky Tools has given us an alternative!!It's called Linky Followers, and it's like a juiced-up version of GFC!  It's free, but it offers way more features than GFC ever did, while still being super easy to use.  You can even organize the…See More
Feb 9, 2012
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Broke Butt Mountain

Misadventures in Motherhood:  Broke Butt MountainMost people have love-hate relationships with their bodies, and I'm no different—although it's not for the reasons one might think.  I don't hate the stretch marks that I bear as a result of having my children, and I don't get too upset over the venetian-blind effect that characterizes my tummy every time I slouch our bend.  No—my issue is…See More
Feb 8, 2012
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Fowl Play

Misadventures in Motherhood....Fowl PlayMy husband is considering nominating me for the show "Worst Cooks in America," and I think I may actually have quite a good chance at winning the title—assuming the title actually goes to the worst cook, and not the most-reformed previously worst cook. Actually, I don't think I'd even make it through the first round—mostly because I'd quickly be disqualified from the category of…See More
Jan 13, 2012
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Till Death Do Us Barf

Misadventures in Motherhood:  Till Death Do Us BarfWeddings are wonderful, festive, life-changing, and occasionally disastrous events. I suppose Forrest Gump's famous line could apply to them, in that you never know what you're gonna get. I was absolutely thrilled when my best friend asked me to be Matron of Honor in her New Year's Eve wedding, but if I had known what was in store,…See More
Jan 6, 2012
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I'm a Naughty Little Santa!

Misadventures in Motherhood: I'm a Naughty Little Santa No, not that kind of naughty Santa—although I admit that would be fun.  I have often thought it would be nice to dress up in one of those sexy Santa-girl costumes and pose for my husband á la Mariah Carey on one of her album covers... you know, where she is attempting to look cute but unfortunately only succeeds in looking like she's…See More
Dec 21, 2011
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Who Wants a New Vajayjay for Christmas?

Misadventures in Motherhood: Who Wants a New Vajayjay for Christmas? I don't consider myself a fickle person, but unfortunately I have a bizarre tendency to adopt ridiculous fads once I've been exposed to them long enough.  Take capri pants, for example. When capris first came out and women across the country began walking around in pants that stopped at their calves, I…See More
Dec 2, 2011
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Who Stole My Pants?

Misadventures in Motherhood: Who Stole My Pants?: I believe that at some point in my family's lineage, an unsuspecting and dimwitted gal with a penchant for very hairy men accidentally mated...See More
Nov 22, 2011
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The Nudist

Misadventures in Motherhood: The Nudist: For some reason, my four-year-old boy seems to be allergic to wearing pants.  Underwear too, for that matter. I've heard of kids who spont...See More
Nov 15, 2011
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Potty Humor

Misadventures in Motherhood: Potty Humor: My son is a VERY strong-willed boy.  This is particularly true when it comes to the issue of potty training. It's pretty much guaranteed t...
Nov 4, 2011
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Costume Conundrum

Misadventures in Motherhood: Costume Conundrum: Is it just me, or does Halloween seem to get bigger and bigger, and last longer and longer each year?  We've already been to several Hallowe...
Oct 28, 2011
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A Bad Case of "Mom Hair"

Misadventures in Motherhood: A Bad Case of "Mom Hair": Bedtime is always a nightmare in our house—the children fuss and whine, ask for snacks, beg for water, complain that they're hot, and just g...
Oct 24, 2011
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